
Byrd, The Bellringer


"..second time was the big 'un. I was sweepin' the floors, when all a sudden I spot me dinner spilt on the table and me pots 'n' pans waddlin' on two legs, hurryinâ out the door! I followed fast as these kneesâd go, and I found âem at that temple, rummaginâ through the shelves like they was lookinâ for somethinâ.â - Old Gaffâs tale, part 2